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wow..how did u get here?..

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Tips For Proposing

wait wait,dont get it wrong,this post is not about how to propose to a girl but rather,how to CONVINCE the parents to marry off the daughter. ok,tot of this cos i was msning with my precious.First. you call the house number of the person u are marrying.lets say it is the parents who picked up the phone,dont panic,say this few lines.

1)"ni hao bo mu"[must do a greeting,be polite]
(hello auntie)

2)"wo shi ni nuer de nan peng you"[introduce who are you]
(i'm your daughter's boyfriend)

3)"qin rang ta jia gei wo ba"[get straight to the point.]
(pls let your daughter marry me)

4)"fo ze..wo jiu hui he ta..tong gui yi jing"[threaten]*
(otherwise,i will perish with her together)

5)"yu qi shao yi ge nuer,bu ran duo ge nuxu?"[convince]*
(instead of losing a daughter,why not gain a son-in-law?)

now,with this 5 sentence thought by me,the evil genius i assure you smooth marriage =DD

* epic lines =D
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*DISCLAIMER:if you were to get sued or landed in whatever shyt,pls do not blame it on me.YOU ARE A RETARD IF YOU BELIEVE WHAT I SAY..MEHEHEHEHE.