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wow..how did u get here?..

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Close Shave On Prelim pt.2

First to start off, my English passed, there's marks which can be added in, so ya, i have passed officially :3:3. Then.. F&N scored 23.5/40. I scored 56/100 for Mother Tongue. (Kinda surprised cos my N level oral scored 41/50 [In my opinion its high]) Then..Geography failed.

My physics scored 30.5/50. Know what? By right i should have gotten lesser then that but i think the teacher miscalculated the marks. I feel quite lucky and happy. First english was miscalculated and now physics(extra marks were added)

Truth to be told, i'm quite pleased with my results, afterall, i only fail 1 subject..yea, i'm easy to please :3:3

- Lady Luck, be by my side forever. - Evil Genius

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Close Shave On Prelim

Hello guys :D gonna share some good news :D

First to start off, my SS actually passed! Normally i will fail one, but i scored 25/50! quite happy. Then my chemistry just nice A1 sio! so happy A1 <3 but..i dont think i deserved A1 for my chem, i think teacher was lenient in the marking..then then my English, by right is fail one but err the teacher miscalculated the marks so i gotten 40.5/80 by right should be 39.5/80

By right i should tell one..but..i didnt..hais. But then again, nvm one you know why? cos right, if you nearly fail, like by 1 mark, your marks will be pushed...so ya gotta work hard! N level coming soon!

- Sometimes its necessary to lie. - Evil Genius.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Chatbox

Hello :D Just added a chatbox. So..if you somehow come across my blog and became my fan (Teehee) you may like..comment or smth to let me know your existence? :D lololol. I am wondering if there's people reading my blog o.O like seriously?.. :p hmm thats all.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Cookies: the Rude, the Ingrate, the Thief

A woman was waiting at an airport one night, With several long hours before her flight. She hunted for a book in the airport shops, Bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop.

She was engrossed in her book but happened to see, That the man sitting beside her, as bold as could be. Grabbed a cookie or two from the bag in between, Which she tried to ignore to avoid a scene.

So she munched the cookies and watched the clock, As the gutsy cookie thief diminished her stock. She was getting more irritated as the minutes ticked by, Thinking, "If I wasn't so nice, I would blacken his eye."

With each cookie she took, he took one too, When only one was left, she wondered what he would do. With a smile on his face, and a nervous laugh, He took the last cookie and broke it in half.

He offered her half, as he ate the other, She snatched it from him and thought...oooh, brother. This guy has some nerve and he's also rude, Why he didn't even show any gratitude!

She had never known when she had been so galled, And sighed with relief when her flight was called. She gathered her belongings and headed to the gate, Refusing to look back at that thieving ingrate.

She boarded the plane, and sank in her seat, Then sought her book, which was almost complete. As she reached in her baggage, she gasped with surprise, There was her bag of cookies, in front of her eyes.

If mine are here, she moaned with despair, The others were his, and he tried to share. Too late to apologize, she realized with grief, That she was the rude one, the ingrate, the thief.

The Farmer and His Helper

A farmer who hired a man to help him with work around the farm.

The first day the farmer told the man to mow the lawn. While he was mowing the lawn he saw a cat in the middle of the lawn. He kicked the cat but it wouldn't move. He kicked it three more times and it still wouldn't move. So he ran over the cat with the lawn mower. The farmer was not happy when he heard what happened.

The next day the man told him to nail up his fence. While he was nailing it he found a rooster sitting on it. He pushed the rooster four times but it wouldn't move. So he nailed it to the fence. When the farmer got the story, he was very mad and warned the hired man that he has just can not screw up again.

The next day the man told him to paint his fence red. He found a donky laying by the fence, covering the botom part of it. He kicked the donkey four times but he wouldn't move. So he painted over it.

By this time the farmer was furious. He took the man to court. When the judge asked what happened, the farmer complained, "This man is crazy! He ran over my wife's pussy with his mower. He nailed my cock to the fence. And he painted my ass red!"

M-i-ss-i-ss-i-pp-i

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following; "Emma comes first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "I'mma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Never Give Up

Hello my devotees~ let me share what happended to me today, in the morning.
Right..first thing in the morning you know what? Prep! For me is Geog..then..when i got the paper ar.. i was like thinking..can i not do? since its only a prep, the marks also not counted. I really feel that way. Seriously when i got the paper, i keep fliping through the paper..i din wish to do it..AT ALL...so..the paper starts at 8 and then i give myself some time..then i begin writting stuff at 8:30am then write write write i eventually manage to complete all ^^ so happy. Anyways, had i not started i = gg(0 Marks)So rmb peeps, DONT GIVE UP.

- Once you start writing,ideas will come flowing. - Evil Genius

Monday, July 25, 2011

SCRABBLE

This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in

Awhile. Someone out there either has too much Spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

Saturday, July 23, 2011

The World Explanation

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty."

And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten."

So God agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.

Thursday, June 30, 2011

What a Day!

Hmm..somehow for recess i kinda rushed. Rushed out of the class, rushed to cafe, rushed to eat. After eating i go library read beano, (my routine) so yea.. then visit my ol' friend. Then..she cry :O i was surprised..lol i din blame her or anything.. i guess, after we patched up i forget all my hatred towards her :) so yea.. after school we go westmall together, eat the laksa (the laska there very nice sio!) and then i wanted to eat sushi.. then go the shop and save and guess what?! saw 2 actor & "actress" . Chen jian bin and Yi Da li. Yea lol, feel kinda honoured to meet the actor in real life..kinda lucky :) so yea.. thats all.

- Treat me well, you've just got a friend for life. - Evil Genius

I am the kind of person who doesnt leave you even if the whole world abandons you.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

SHIROI HEYA NO FUTARI

Quoted poem by this manga :

Once i have known her, i must die.
For that shining smile that is so difficult to describe, i must die.
For those light, delicate hands, i must die.
For her,i must..
I will bear a stone heart for the rest of my life as my recompense

This manga is quite saddening, first time i finished reading a manga...

- Sighs. - Evil Genius.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Min's Birthday

Monday, 20 June, 2011 was Shimin's birthday. The day b4, we (shimin,mapledad and me) had planned to go serangoon, but my mom dont allow, cos too far then she worried. Then, i suggest go westmall there celebrate, lucky they agreed easily :D (for them to come bukit batok is really dam far, especially dad :O) ya so.. first time meet very awkward loh, then..we go buy cake first at bengawan solo, a slice of cake for each of us, chocolate-flavoured. Then..after that we go eat pastamania! :) enjoyable time i would say, dad was kind, help us order all these. Then after eating we go arcade play, wah min zai sia, play the basketball thing, if i were to throw..i think i cant even clear 1st stage :3:3 then in the end we eat the cake, delicious :D:D

- I am not a good host D: - EvilGenius

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Hello :3:3

Yea, hello to whoever is reading it :) Bye...JOKE! :3 :3 I.. got nothing to write.. just gonna post some songs recommended by me to listen to it kays? :D (anyways that's the purpose of this post)

#1 Gomenasai - t.A.T.u (I randomly found this song, its a beautiful piece)

#2 Electro Gypsy - Savlonic (Oh Yea Trance Rulez!) [Not sure its considered a trance or not]

#3 Story About a Poor Rabbit - Unknown (This song is creepy, meant for Halloween i guess)

#4 National Park - Pokemon (POKEMON~! nono, i'm not a fan of pokemon, but this song is pleasant to ear. I dont know why when i was young i was so afraid of this song..lol. Cos its saddening i guess)

#5 A River Flows In You - Yiruma (A piano piece. Beautiful one)

All these songs are considered old but memorable.

- The most precious things are memories. - Evil Genius

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Opps :)

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
long din post anything, really sorry, my devoted stalkers :) ehhh this post will be a special one :) about what i had gone through..kays? to make up for the..you know not being able to know whats going on :D

Kays..first things first. I err forget to post 2nd part of my MYE results..i..forgotten them. Hmm..my MYE not so good..all marks are like around 60. Thats..no good cuz i want A1! Things aside, today i am kinda happy cos i patched back with my friend :D yay ^^

Now, giving you guys a lesson/teaching/advise/whatever-you-call-it.
Ok, in the examinations, i..some questions i did not know how to do..i wanted to run away. Run away as in dont care, dont do. So.. i am kind of glad i din literally run away cos if i did, i wont be able to do well in my Mid-year, correct speaking, i will be doing VERY POORLY for my MYE cos it is..tough -.-" (dam those teachers...bleh :p)

Ok, the main thing, how did i manage not to run away?(for those who know me really well, i am a slacker)well thats because, this show: My-Boss-My-Hero motivated me..watch it? you will probably understand how i feel :)

- Dont run away from problems..it wont solve anything - Evil Genius

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Subject Results for MYE

Chemistry - 80/100 A1 XD

Maths - 61/100 [Hmm should i be happy? i tot my paper1 will fail but in the end was just pass, 40/80 oh well]

English - 59/100 [I find this quite cui...my paper1 cmi, 16/30 , 18/30...]

Chinese - 60/100 [First time Chinese win English]

My goal is every subject also A1..so yea gotta work hard!

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Otomata

Why..hi there, hmm? the title? o,oh ya, err i want to introduce a website to you guys :D
[Otomata] its easy to use,interesting, everyone can create music :D

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

The True Me :)

Some people may find me annoying. I have to admit, i like disturbing others. But the truth is, i will only disturb those whom i consider as people who i can associate with. Honestly, i wont give a dam about people whom i am unfamiliar with...So actually, it is considered an honour if i were to bother you :) because you see, i consider you as my friend. I will always be there for you , I am a loyal creature (thats sounds strange lawl~), a good listening ear. Anyways, if you treat me well, i wont treat you bad. If you annoy me, i will ignore you,thats for sure.

-Now you know the truth,dont you wish to be disturbed :D? -EvilGenius

Most people only see the part of me. To some, i may be those.. quiet quiet guai kia liddat but no! i can be very hyper with friends :D to let you see my other sides, is my choice :3.

Just ta let ya know since ya reading my blog, my devoted stalker, my other sides includes :
- The Crazy Kid (supa hyperactiveeeeee, split personality)
- The Swearing Kid f3 (yea i do swear, i'm not good neither am i bad)
- The Pervert Kid :3 (erhem hem hem hem)
- The Imaginative Kid :)
(so far no one knows what has gone through my mind, only i know :D)
- Game/Anime Addict
Last but not least, MONSTER*.

*MONSTER : A type of personality WHICH YOU DONT WANT TO SEE. It occurs when i am desperate or dam f**king pissed off.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Weee! Social Studies

lol i am so happy, know why? cos its the first time in my life to score high in social studies! 20/30! First time sia! everytime test i will mostly fail D: so yep! today the marks made me dam happy :)

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Happy

Hello there, hmm just want to say i am very happy. Why? cuz, there are alot of release of animes

(i am a fan!) and recently i am playing a game call boringrpg. I got addicted to this, the people there are very fun, kind :)